"Aren't you ever going to be tired of acting your way through life?" the big C asked on a lazy afternoon, not too far from last week, on a day that was definitely not Monday.
I ignored it as i usally do. You give such things attention and they have a tendency to sit on your head. If u dont respond, it usually leaves.
Only this time it had this entire list of faults drawn up and seemed determined to stay put.

• You have no life. Get a life.
• You have no self-respect. Get that too.
• Useless waste of time is your forte. Get a new forte.
• Lose weight. Or atleast lose the complacency.
• Accept.
• Move on.
• Look for newer avenues. Diss the sidewalk, take the road.

I honestly dont know what the last one meant. Must be copy-pasted from someone else's list as usual. Typical.

Here is my own list:

• I have 8 new books, 3 new movies, and a new computer system waiting to be explored. I dont need a 'life'.
• I suffer from too much self-respect. Obviously you screwed up somewhere.
• Wasting time is not my forte. Crying over wasted time is. Time for u to get an update.
• Working on the weight loss bit. Trying reverse psychology.
• Complaceny is shattered, so you neednt jitter. This one's a fake 2-penny, i got on sale.
• Cant accept. Will ignore.
• Move on...where to?

Big C has retired for the time being. Its going to try the hard-to-get approach next time, i heard. Some things just dont know when to give up.

Go go go. Shooo! Get a life! Duh! ok bye! Tum ti tum ti tum. TI TUM!